OK, so I decided to investigate streaming services for listening to music. I have tried Spotify and Amazon Music HD. Amazon won, but that’s water over the dam. As I was perusing what is available, I checked out what they had for one of my, and I hope your, favorite artists, Captain Beefheart. It is probably a huge benefit to mankind that I could not find UCONDITIONALLY GUARANTEED or BLUE JEANS AND MOONBEAMS. It bothered me that STRICTLY PERSONAL isn’t available, but the TRAVESTY OF ALL POSSIBLE TRAVESTIES is that TROUT MASK REPLICA is not available on either of these services. Something must be done to address this horrendous oversight, and I mean NOW!