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  1. Denton

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    Ditto...

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    Lockdown candy bars
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    All the members of the company's Board of Directors were called into the Chairman's office, one after another, until only Ted, the junior member, was left sitting outside.

    Finally, it was his turn to be summoned.

    Ted entered the office to find the Chairman and the other six Directors seated at the far end of the boardroom table.

    Ted was instructed to stand at the other end of the table, which he did.

    The Chairman looked Ted squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, he asked:

    "Have you ever had sex with my secretary, Miss Floyd?"

    "Oh, no, sir, positively not...!" Ted replied.

    "Are you absolutely sure...?" asked the chairman.

    "Honest, I've never been close enough to even touch her...!"

    "You'd swear to that...?"

    "Yes, I swear I've never had sex with Miss Floyd, anytime, anywhere.." insisted Ted.






    "Good.Then YOU fire her."
     
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    @Mike this is for you
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    Breaking news - Finally the definitive answer - Why the chicken crossed the road?
    - To get to St. John’s Episcopal Church

    They increased the fencing around the White house. Guards from the Bureau of Prisons are patrolling it.
    They isolated him in a bunker.

    Hmmm...perhaps just an all out effort to get him acclimated to future surroundings?
     
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    I believe he may have called it his big, beautiful wall.
     
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    Similar thing happened to me - After pulling the company's ass out of FDA's ire that stopped a clinical trial in its tracks for 4 months - My boss completely dismissed it saying FDA did not read the 400 page response! I had initially repeatedly insisted that their approach will not work and was over ruled by the know it all's. I was only expecting a simple congats though.
     
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    Attaboy
     
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    Funny. Punctuation.
     
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    Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Mitch McConnell, and Lindsey Graham in happier times when Congress could work together.
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