Toilet paper wipe down!

Discussion in 'The VIP Lounj' started by Colton, Feb 11, 2011.

  1. Colton

    Colton Active Member

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    Charmin Ultra Soft!

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  2. Mike

    Mike Bon Vivant Top Poster

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    Scott 1000 sheet rolls baby. Last a long time! :)

    Mike
     
  3. Randy Rhoton

    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor

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    Costco bulk pack.
     
  4. Tom R S 4

    Tom R S 4 Active Member

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    Works for me! :tu:
     
  5. Zak

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    Flushable baby wipes. ONLY way to go. :)
     
  6. Bent

    Bent Well-Known Member

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    Costco bulk pack for me too.
    I like to unroll two rolls back-to-back.
    it's like wiping on the Mrs.'s pillow.
     
  7. Bill Stratton

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    Me too. I used to be a Northern guy, but recently switched.
     
  8. Eric

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    I've always said that if we're going to be forced to scrub our backsides clean with an absorbant paper product, we should at least use one that's soft like a cloud.

    Charmin Ultra Soft...
     
  9. Ron-P

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    Bingo! It's stands up to even the toughest dingleberries.
     
  10. Mike

    Mike Bon Vivant Top Poster

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    If I am out of the Scott 1000 sheet rolls I just use 150 grit. ;)

    Mike
     
  11. Stefan

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    I wish I had one of those gizmos that you sit on and water squirts up. Never tried that, but I think I'd like it.

    Anyway, Quilted Northern.
     
  12. Tom R S 4

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    'Bidet'
     
  13. Randy Rhoton

    Randy Rhoton Well-Known Member Donor

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    Mike Bon Vivant Top Poster

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    Over! YESSSSSSS! :)
     
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    Dan Driscoll HTT Refugee Donor

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    Randy necroed this thread. OP is from 2011. I had that same thought, then was disappointed to find that Colton hadn't actually returned.
     
  17. Carl V

    Carl V Bronze Member Donor Top Poster

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    is this a street slang....and Granola/Birkenstock expression endemic to the NW Denizens?:lol:
     
  18. Mike B

    Mike B Well-Known Member Donor Top Poster

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    Hehe, I've had mine for 4 years now. Anyone would like it - :)

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    Yup you sit on a heated seat and rinse off your rosebud with a stream of warm water. Then just blot dry with the paper. Paper lasts a long time now. And it's all run by remote control;

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    When this one breaks I'll get another, it's that good! Wiping your ass with paper, how barbaric!
     
  19. Mikael Soderholm

    Mikael Soderholm Active Member Donor

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    I was gonna post 'thread title of the year', only to find out it won back in 2011 ;)
    But that thing Mike has looks interesting, and non-barbaric ;)
     
  20. Mike B

    Mike B Well-Known Member Donor Top Poster

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    Thanks. It really is more "civilized", no more skid marks in your shorts - :)

    The first time you get the trots and need to go say 10 to 20 times a day you will be a believer!

    Not to mention that you can use any any TP w/o worry about how "soft" or how strong it is, you just use it to blot yourself dry.
     

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